There is no such thing as a “Zoombini”, much less a game called Logical Journey of the Zoombinis. Julian will not allow it. He will, however, let Jake go on about how great Deus Ex: Mankind Divided is going to be. But not before they both address just how terrible Adam Jensen’s goatee, trench coat, and wrap-around Oakleys are. They also delve into Konami’s seeming future misstep: Metal Gear Survive, which really doesn’t look like a Metal Gear Solid game at all, but just some sort of sordid cash-grab. I wonder how hard Hideo Kojima is shaking his head right now. Probably broke his neck long ago. The guys continue to discuss portable gaming on the PS Vita — including PSP title Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together and PS1 title Breath of Fire 4. Insert obligatory sentence about Titanfall 2 here. Destiny: Rise of Iron, Werner Herzog’s new documentary on the internet (entitled Lo and Behold) and, of course, our new sponsor: Dr. Schwartz’s Ball Repair Cream. Enjoy!