Yes, we’re inconsistent. Yes, we disappoint again and again. The failsons of videogames, Julian Feeld, Jake Siegel, and Dominic Preston gather once more (or for one last time?) to preemptively name a Game of the Year, yell about how FIFA 18 is stealing all of Julian’s money through microtransactions, scare the crap out of you with some Real Time Sex Talk, chat about how good Super Mario: Odyssey is, discuss male intimacy and PUBG, and wax poetic about a bunch of other games (Echo, The Evil Within, Assassin’s Creed: Origins, Destiny 2). Brace for impact.